Nick Quote #1069

Quote from Nick in Landing Gear

Nick: I'm sorry, I just can't believe you came.
Reagan: I did.
Nick: Things I'm feeling: excited. Number two: scared. I mean, are we gonna do this? You and me? Take it home. Take it to the mat.
Reagan: I don't know what that means.
Nick: You know, like, the big "R."
Reagan: Oh, a relationship?
Nick: No. [laughs] No, no. See when I say, The big "R," I'm, of course, talking about, uh, rasslin'.
Reagan: Yeah, I think that's a "W," "W-R."
Nick: Do you ever feel, deep down, that you know at some point you're gonna have a stroke and it's gonna be really bad?

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 ‘Landing Gear’ Quotes

Quote from Nick

Nick: Ah, so we're both going solo to the wedding.
Jess: Yeah.
Nick: We're both going drag.
Jess: I think it's stag.
Nick: Hmm?
Jess: Never mind.

Quote from Reagan

Reagan: So do you know the bride or the groom?
Robby: The bride destroyed my heart.
Nadia: I destroyed the groom's Jew penis.
Reagan: Mm. I hope you guys are giving a toast.

Quote from Nick

Jess: Your speech wasn't that bad.
Nick: My speech was fantastic. It's the best 17 minutes of my life. I really opened up my heart.
Jess: I was gonna say.
Nick: Nah, I'm just feeling bad about Reagan. I think I came on too strong, or-or... I don't know. She told me she's leaving tonight on a train.
Jess: On a train? Where's she going, Hogwarts?
Nick: No, San Diego. I don't know if "Hog-warts" is near San Diego. I've never heard of it.
Jess: Never mind.