Nick Quote #1002
Cece: Wait! What if this... this was Connie's plan the entire time? Okay, she knew we would be so paranoid that we would drive all the customers out of the bar and start fighting with each other.
Schmidt: Connie emptied this entire bar without lifting a finger. Nick, you may not like her, but you must admit she is brilliant.
Nick: I don't have to admit that. But I will say you've made something crystal clear. I'm alone. I'm all alone.
Schmidt: Oh, here we go.
Nick: So what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna handle this myself, all alone. I'm gonna call a meeting of the families...
Schmidt: Oh, Lord.
Nick: ...a sit-down with all the businesses on the block, and you are not invited.
Schmidt: Okay, fine.
Nick: Shh. Just take the rejection.
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Nick: Can we please stop competing with these fad bars? I hate fads, man.
Schmidt: Nick, just a small little piece of important, friendly advice: you need to give your Ds more emphasis. Fads.
Nick: What I said.
Schmidt: You're gonna get yourself in trouble.
Nick: By hating fads?
Schmidt: That's... maybe just change it to "trendy" bars. Or "hip" bars.
Nick: We need to stop competing with trendy, hip fad bars?
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Schmidt: Give us a chance to, first, apologize and, second, give you a little bit of context here. You see, [chuckles] we thought that you attacked our bar.
Connie: Why would I attack a bar that has no one in it? And if I did want to attack you, I would just report you for one of your numerous health code violations.
Schmidt: Some improvements definitely need to be made. We... we found a dead fox in the keg room the other week.
Nick: We're not sure it was a fox. Uh, it was an animal that had died in our keg room that was bigger than a cat but smaller than a big dog...
Quote from Schmidt
Nick: Unbelievable. I had to park two blocks away, like an animal. The new bar, Presh, is doing valet and they took all of our spots.
Schmidt: I've been saying for months that we need valet. Is there anything sexier than tossing your keys in the general direction of someone you care nothing about? "Keep it running."