Schmidt Quote #1059

Quote from Schmidt in 300 Feet

Schmidt: [mimicking] "I love Presh. Presh has napkins and... walnuts."
Schmidt: Is that meant to be me?
Nick: No, I'm doing a spot-on Winston.
Schmidt: Because I do not talk like that.
Nick: Do you even like the Griffin?
Schmidt: What is the Gri...?
Nick: Are you kidding me?
Schmidt: It's... uh, the Griffin's our bar. I knew that.
Cece: He loves it!
Nick: What the hell are you talking about, you booze hound?
Schmidt: We lost her a long time ago. Cece, honey, drink some water, okay?
Cece: Nope.

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Quote from Nick

Nick: Can we please stop competing with these fad bars? I hate fads, man.
Schmidt: Nick, just a small little piece of important, friendly advice: you need to give your Ds more emphasis. Fads.
Nick: What I said.
Schmidt: You're gonna get yourself in trouble.
Nick: By hating fads?
Schmidt: That's... maybe just change it to "trendy" bars. Or "hip" bars.
Nick: We need to stop competing with trendy, hip fad bars?

Quote from Nick

Schmidt: Give us a chance to, first, apologize and, second, give you a little bit of context here. You see, [chuckles] we thought that you attacked our bar.
Connie: Why would I attack a bar that has no one in it? And if I did want to attack you, I would just report you for one of your numerous health code violations.
Schmidt: Some improvements definitely need to be made. We... we found a dead fox in the keg room the other week.
Nick: We're not sure it was a fox. Uh, it was an animal that had died in our keg room that was bigger than a cat but smaller than a big dog...

Quote from Schmidt

Nick: Unbelievable. I had to park two blocks away, like an animal. The new bar, Presh, is doing valet and they took all of our spots.
Schmidt: I've been saying for months that we need valet. Is there anything sexier than tossing your keys in the general direction of someone you care nothing about? "Keep it running."