Nick Quote #999
Connie: A word of advice: do not mess with me. This past year has been the worst year of my life. First, my cat died. Then my husband left me for our neighbor, and so I had to listen to them having sex through our bedroom wall every single night. And then he left my neighbor for my mother, which is, like, a very long story that I don't really want to get into. Then my other cat died. Then I ran over a dog while I was driving to the vet with our dead cat on my lap. You guys messed with my business... now I'm gonna have to destroy you.
Schmidt: If I may... ask... how and when you're planning on destroying us. Any information would be... would be greatly appreciated.
Nick: Yeah, 'cause then we could prepare for it a little bit.
Connie: It's gonna be soon. And when you least expect it.
Nick: That's something. Thank...
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Nick: Can we please stop competing with these fad bars? I hate fads, man.
Schmidt: Nick, just a small little piece of important, friendly advice: you need to give your Ds more emphasis. Fads.
Nick: What I said.
Schmidt: You're gonna get yourself in trouble.
Nick: By hating fads?
Schmidt: That's... maybe just change it to "trendy" bars. Or "hip" bars.
Nick: We need to stop competing with trendy, hip fad bars?
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Schmidt: Give us a chance to, first, apologize and, second, give you a little bit of context here. You see, [chuckles] we thought that you attacked our bar.
Connie: Why would I attack a bar that has no one in it? And if I did want to attack you, I would just report you for one of your numerous health code violations.
Schmidt: Some improvements definitely need to be made. We... we found a dead fox in the keg room the other week.
Nick: We're not sure it was a fox. Uh, it was an animal that had died in our keg room that was bigger than a cat but smaller than a big dog...
Quote from Schmidt
Nick: Unbelievable. I had to park two blocks away, like an animal. The new bar, Presh, is doing valet and they took all of our spots.
Schmidt: I've been saying for months that we need valet. Is there anything sexier than tossing your keys in the general direction of someone you care nothing about? "Keep it running."