Winston Quote #576

Quote from Winston in The Apartment

Winston: We don't have much to go on, but I'll run your description. Hopefully, Dunston wouldn't have spilled coffee all over the radio. You know, he brews his own and drinks it out of a sandwich bag.
Schmidt: Winston, just call Aly and tell her that you want to be partners again.
Winston: Ugh. Look, guys, I... I cannot. I just cannot hear about Aly's boyfriend and his ass that don't quit, okay? My ass don't quit! What about my ass?!
Schmidt: Winston, please call Aly.
Nick: Seriously, dude.

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 ‘The Apartment’ Quotes

Quote from Winston

Winston: Oh... new partner's here. Guys, as they say, when one chapter ends, a bridge appears, and then you cross that bridge and make lemonade out of a molehill.
Nick: Okay.

Quote from Aly

Aly: Screw you. Here's your crap: lucky crystal, key chain fart marker, over a hundred yogurt tops, your flattened penny collection, a signed copy of a Paul Reiser biography, baby carrot thumb drive, a picture of you and Dave Coulier, loose Pez, my mom's cell number, a ticket stub from Urinetown. When did you even see that? [holds novelty glasses] Why? Why?
Winston: Oh, have you... Have you tried 'em on?
Aly: Oh, and your Pure Mood CD. This thing makes me want to swim into a boat motor.

Quote from Nick

Nick: Me neither. I pick up all my deliveries at the port.
Schmidt: The what? At the port?
Nick: Yeah.
Schmidt: What are you doing at the port?
Nick: Picking up my deliveries. Listen.
Schmidt: You drive all the way down to the port?
Nick: Yes.