Quote from Winston in The Apartment
Winston: We don't have much to go on, but I'll run your description. Hopefully, Dunston wouldn't have spilled coffee all over the radio. You know, he brews his own and drinks it out of a sandwich bag. Schmidt: Winston, just call Aly and tell her that you want to be partners again. Winston: Ugh. Look, guys, I... I cannot. I just cannot hear about Aly's boyfriend and his ass that don't quit, okay? My ass don't quit! What about my ass?! Schmidt: Winston, please call Aly. Nick: Seriously, dude.