Nick Quote #960
Nick: We are visitors, let's act like it. Hello, rats? Hello?! I come to hurt ya. Okay, for those who have not been scared off, I actually come in peace. My name is Nick. I've been down here a lot.
Reagan: [high-pitched voice] Hello, Nicholas. I'm Jeremiah. [normally] Sorry.
Nick: Why would you...?
Reagan: It's funny.
Nick: Very clever.
Reagan: You got really scared.
Nick: I'm not so scared, but don't ever do that again. It's also a very good rat voice.
Reagan: Thank you.
Nick: But it is a terrible rat name. Jeremiah? That would never be the name of a rat. It's name is, like, Sushi. Or "Ma-cushi."
New Girl Quotes
‘Heat Wave’ Quotes
Quote from Schmidt
Schmidt: Real après-ski vibe. I feel like I'm in Gstaad. Gstaad's all about après-ski.
Winston: Well, it's nice in the summer, too.
Schmidt: Oh, have you been?
Winston: Have you?
Schmidt: Have you?
Winston: Have you been, is the real question.
Schmidt: Have-have you been to Gstaad?
Reagan: Wh... I... What does it matter? Just tell the truth. Have you been there? Have you been there?
Winston: I'm sorry, have you?
Reagan: No, I haven't been there.
Winston: Well...
Reagan: Should I be ashamed of that, or can we all just tell the truth about whether we've been to... "Shtaad."
Schmidt: Please. It's "Gstaad."
Reagan: Shaad.
Winston: Shtaad.
Cece: No one in this room has been to Gstaad.
Quote from Schmidt
Schmidt: This heat is untenable. It's like a Jewfro apocalypse in here. I look like a '70s divorce attorney.
Quote from Reagan
Reagan: Please just come into my room? It's right there.
Nick: It's not even hot in reality.
Reagan: You're obviously suffering from heat exhaustion.
Nick: It's like a crisp Vermont November. Apple cider, football weather. Don't jump in a pile of leaves. There might be a dead dog in there.
Reagan: You're slurring your speech. Soon you're gonna get dizzy, you're gonna get cramps.
Nick: Why do you care so much, Reagan?
Reagan: Because you look like a dying man on a hospital show.