Nick Quote #946
Quote from Nick in The Decision
Winston: Hey. What are you doing, man? We had a decision.
Nick: The decision wasn't valid-- your dib on Cindy was expired.
Winston: Okay, first of all dibs don't expire. Also, dibs-- not singular. And how are you still shaving?
Nick: I'm doing full body, Winston. I started from the bottom, now I'm here.
Winston: That's gross.
Nick: I've been doing sex prep all day. I did a hundred girl push-ups. I washed my feet until the water ran clear.
New Girl Quotes
‘The Decision’ Quotes
Quote from Cece
Cece: We met... crying over the same name at the Vietnam Memorial. George... Harrison... Ford.
Schmidt: Wha...?
Cece: Who was our grandfather.
Schmidt: What? Making us cousins?
Cece: Making us cousins, because there is nothing more romantic than forbidden love.
Schmidt: Between family members? I mean, that's... You're gonna double down with that?
Cece: Yes, I am.
Schmidt: He's writing "cousins" down.
Cece: That's a positive thing.
Schmidt: No, it's not.
Quote from Cece
Philip: Ah. Mr. Schmidt. May I offer you a beverage? Perhaps an organic cucumber vodka spritzer?
Schmidt: Yes.
Cece: It is so beautiful. I feel like I'm inside Cate Blanchett.
Philip: We get that a lot.
Quote from Schmidt
Schmidt: Hybrid meals are for people who are too lazy to wake up for a proper breakfast.