Nick Quote #879
Quote from Nick in What About Fred
Nick: Shut up! I'm trying my hardest! I shouldn't have fired Javier. I got to apologize. This is all my fault.
Schmidt: Obviously, this is your fault-- everybody knows that-- but a boss never apologizes. It shows weakness.
Cece: I feel like if Javier came back, the rest of the staff would come back.
Schmidt: That's a great idea.
Nick: I just said that.
Schmidt: Such a great idea. [kisses Cece]
Nick: Well, then give me one, because I said it first. If you're giving it for that idea, if it's about that idea, then I deserve one. But I don't want one. And I felt left out. [clamoring continues] Shut up!
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Quote from Schmidt
Nick: It was that bad, huh?
Schmidt: No, Birdman was bad. This... this was a disaster. I'm here to help you, okay? Look, I have over nearly ten years of experience in the corporate world.
Nick: What's "over nearly ten"?
Schmidt: "Nearly ten" would be eight or nine years. I have... I have over nine years.
Nick: That's different, yeah.
Schmidt: Got you a tie. Corporate 101. Dress better than your employees. Reminds them that they're inferior.
Nick: I'd wear a tie, but only on my butt, like it were a tail. A tail tie.