Jess Quote #913

Quote from Jess in Big Mama P

Jess: I like your confidence. Meeting Big Mama P is huge. Her approval means everything to Cece.
Young Cece: Mom, this is my new friend, Jess.
Priyanka: [eyes Jess up and own] 20-minute playdate. [both girls squeal]
Jess: Secretly, she's a romantic, 'cause she used to be a Bollywood dancer and Mr. P's parents forbid them from marrying.
Schmidt: Hot. Continue.
Jess: When they saw her perform, they were so moved, they gave their blessing.
Schmidt: Dance can be so powerful sometimes.
Jess: Ugh, don't I know it. That's why I booked L.A.'s premier Bollywood dance troupe, MaHotMoves Gandhi.
Schmidt: MaHotMoves Gandhi.
Jess: She's gonna love you. I gotcha.


 ‘Big Mama P’ Quotes

Quote from Schmidt

Schmidt: Cece has zero idea that you're flying her mother in for the engagement party tonight. She is... she is alarmingly in the dark. Maybe it's a cultural thing. You know, we saw the British coming. India did not.

Quote from Winston

Winston: Oh, she's gonna get hers.
Jess: No, no, Winston, no. What did you do? No pranks.
Schmidt: Such bad timing.
Winston: Hey, Mrs. Parikh. Check your shoe. [Winston snickers] Tickle foot! [laughs] I put a feather in your shoe! [laughing]
Jess: Too small, dude. Way too small.

Quote from Schmidt

Schmidt: These rings are the first of a dozen accessories that are gonna unify the bridal party. As you can see from my preliminary vision board, our wedding will borrow equally from the holy trinity of Liz Taylor, Jackie O and The Power Gays.
Cece: Oh, I'm scared.
Winston: You should be.