Jess Quote #877
Quote from Jess in Walk of Shame
Jess: We should go to a minor next to really feel the sadness and isolation.
Coach: No.
Bearclaw: Yeah, he just wants to be accepted, May.
May: Yeah, got it, love that.
Jess: [sings] He runs with the pack All day long Inside of him
Coach: Ah, this is too much.
Jess: Is a sad, sad song He's a gay wolf all alone
Paul: But wait I'm a gay wolf, too Would you like to eat some wolf Chinese food?
Bearclaw: Only if it's gay. [talks] Clap now. Clap now. Thank you.
New Girl Quotes
‘Walk of Shame’ Quotes
Quote from Schmidt
Schmidt: You ladies need to be very careful. Blow-out can give a woman too much confidence. Make them take on things that they can't handle. Hillary Clinton.
Quote from Jess
Jess: What are we gonna do?
Cece: My phone's dead.
Jess: My phone is dead, too.
Cece: I have no cash.
Jess: Now, what are we gonna do? Are we gonna walk?
Cece: My feet are wrecked, okay? And carrying shoes? That's legit walk of shame.
Jess: Please stop saying "walk of shame." Also "legit." Not crazy about that word, either. If that South African runner who killed his girlfriend can run with no legs, we can walk in heels.
Quote from Cece
Cece: All right. Confession. I did not sleep with Ken, either. Yeah, we started hooking up and then I called him... Schmidt.
Jess: That's okay. It happens.
Cece: Twice.
Jess: Whatever.
Cece: Four times.
Jess: Okay, that's bad.
Cece: I know, I felt so bad afterwards, I straightened up his room. I am a grown woman that is in love with her ex-boyfriend that has a girlfriend. And I've been stealing my neighbor's Wi-Fi. I mean, what have I become?