Nick Quote #832
Jess: Aren't they cute?
Nick: Cute as a mute. That's a thing. People-people say that.
Jess: Love is never what you think it's gonna be, is it?
Nick: No, it isn't.
Jess: Hey, Nick... you were right. He should've been here. I need a guy who shows up. 'Cause anything else just isn't real.
Nick: Jess, you should, uh, know something, too. I touched both your mother's breasts in a communal womb earlier today. I didn't do it on purpose, but there it is.
Jess: Thanks for telling me. I appreciate it.
Nick: It's a relief to get it off my shoulders. Thanks for being cool about it. I'll leave you alone.
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‘Oregon’ Quotes
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Winston: Joanie... [chuckles] I don't want to lie to you, so I'm not... There's shells all in these eggs.
Quote from Winston
Winston: Look, this might not be the right time to say this, you guys, but, uh, should we take a straw poll on this whole Cosby thing?
Quote from Coach
Coach: This is a nice place. I mean, it's not the best vineyard in Portland.
Schmidt: Here we go.
Coach: That's Bartleby Cellars, of course.
Cece: How would you even know that?
Nick: Whenever Coach goes to a new city, he learns all about it, like a real weirdo.
Coach: I was an army brat, all right? I moved a lot. Assimilating was key. Oh, and by the way, calling somebody weird in Portland is actually a compliment, so thank you, Nick.