Jess: Aren't they cute?
Nick: Cute as a mute. That's a thing. People-people say that.
Jess: Love is never what you think it's gonna be, is it?
Nick: No, it isn't.
Jess: Hey, Nick... you were right. He should've been here. I need a guy who shows up. 'Cause anything else just isn't real.
Nick: Jess, you should, uh, know something, too. I touched both your mother's breasts in a communal womb earlier today. I didn't do it on purpose, but there it is.
Jess: Thanks for telling me. I appreciate it.
Nick: It's a relief to get it off my shoulders. Thanks for being cool about it. I'll leave you alone.