Jess Quote #809
Jess: Morning, Jerry.
Jerry: Hey, how are you doing?
Jess: How are you doing?
Jerry: Eh. Different day, same bucket, right? Is that today's Times? Kristof's got a piece on net neutrality. It's very complex, I don't know where I stand.
Jess: What kind of bagel do you want this morning? Uh, poppy seed or sesame?
Jerry: I'm going sesame today.
Jess: All right.
Jerry: Get me a little schmear, would you?
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Jess: You can't let her do this! We have to keep fighting!
Schmidt: She's taking me to a ribbon-cutting ceremony at a carniceria tomorrow. You know, Jess, I really think that she may be grooming me to be her arm candy. This could be a real Bill and Hillary situation.
Jess: You, sir, are no Bill Clinton.
Schmidt: I know. I'm Hillary.
Jess: Well, you're not Hillary, either!
Schmidt: I am, too, Hillary!
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Fawn Moscato: Make sure they're sharp. It's political suicide to not cut the ribbon on the first try.
Schmidt: Of course. Look, if there's anyone who understand the importance of a sharp knife, it's a Jewish man.
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Schmidt: Can I try on your uniform?
Winston: No, this uniform is for official police business.
[cut to Schmidt wearing Winston's uniform:]
Jess: [whoops] Yeah.
Winston: Looking good, man.
Schmidt: Yeah. We got a code Jewish, code Jewish.
Winston: You under "ch'arrest."