Jess Quote #588

Quote from Jess in Prince

Prince: So, I'm not familiar with this term "finger guns." Can you elaborate?
Jess: Uh, yeah, it's a...
Prince: Whoa. Don't point those at me. They might go off. [both laugh]
Nick: That was very much of your flavor of humor.
Prince: Listen, Nick, uh... Nick, right?
Nick: Yes, that's my name.
Prince: Jess and I are gonna take a moment to just be alone.
Nick: I'm-I'm not worried, but why? What are you gonna talk to her about?
Prince: You.
Jess: Nick, I never thought I'd say this, but I need to be alone with Prince.
Nick: All right, well Yeah.
Prince: [to Jess] So, do you like pancakes?

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Quote from Coach

Schmidt: You think Prince has a pool?
Winston: You think he has a drawbridge?
Nick: We're never gonna get in. We're not even in a limo.
Coach: Uh, excuse me, we're in a Ford Fusion, the best car ever made. It gets double the gas mileage of...
Schmidt: Again?
Nick: Shut up. That's all you've been talking about the whole drive, and it's weird. You get sexual when you talk about it. It's in your eyes. I don't like it.
Coach: Double the gas mileage means you go double as far. Double as long.

Quote from Jess

Prince: Hi. I'm Prince. So what seems to be the problem? Oh, how rude of me. I haven't given you enough time to freak out yet. You may do so now.
Jess: Oh, my God! Oh, my God! [sobs]
Nick: [high-pitched squealing]
Jess: Oh, my God!
Nick: [faints]
Jess: Nick!

Quote from Jess

Coach: Jess, how did you know the words?
Jess: I think Prince is magic.
Nick: I've always thought Prince was magic.
Winston: Where do we go from here?
Schmidt: How do we move on from this? Just go to work tomorrow?