Coach Quote #39
Jess: I'm getting up.
Coach: Oh! Jess.
Winston: No, no, no.
Coach: Hey. Look at me. Look at me. Look at me. Want you to close your eyes, breathe deep, and go to the most magical place on earth-- your imagination.
Jess: Have you guys been baking?
Coach: Ah, nah. Bakery downtown exploded. Don't look into it. It's not on the Internet.
New Girl Quotes
‘Birthday’ Quotes
Quote from Nick
Winston: [on the phone] Yeah. She is here. What happened?
Nick: She doesn't think I can do anything or plan anything, and it feels like crap. Maybe she's right. Why did I think I could pull this off? I'm pretty sure I'm having a heart attack. And I haven't arranged for anybody to clear my Internet history. I wasn't building a bomb! I was just curious.
Quote from Schmidt
Cece: He's right, though. I can't do anything. No skills. Never told you this, but I didn't even graduate high school.
Schmidt: A lot of people never graduated high school. Okay. Einstein, Bill Gates, Anne Frank. I'm gonna take back that last one.
Quote from Schmidt
Cece: Sure you know how to tap a keg?
Schmidt: How hard could it be? It's beer, for crying out loud. It's the drink of idiots.