Jess Quote #582
Nick: Jess! Look, look, I'm sorry, Jess.
Jess: No, no, no, Nick, I just I don't know why I get so crazy about birthdays. You know, it's crazy, 'cause you had a very fun day put together. Eggs and sex and and a really long uphill walk. And, um look, um, that's amazing for you, you know? For me? You're not a guy who plans things.
Nick: Maybe I am.
Jess: Look every day, you show me, in your own way, how you care about me. Like when you pick up rubber bands on the sidewalk.
Nick: For your ponytail.
Jess: I could not be more fine. I'm super chill. I'm just gonna go home for a second. Bye.
Nick: Jess, let's keep... Jess!
Jess: Don't follow me.
New Girl Quotes
‘Birthday’ Quotes
Quote from Nick
Winston: [on the phone] Yeah. She is here. What happened?
Nick: She doesn't think I can do anything or plan anything, and it feels like crap. Maybe she's right. Why did I think I could pull this off? I'm pretty sure I'm having a heart attack. And I haven't arranged for anybody to clear my Internet history. I wasn't building a bomb! I was just curious.
Quote from Schmidt
Cece: He's right, though. I can't do anything. No skills. Never told you this, but I didn't even graduate high school.
Schmidt: A lot of people never graduated high school. Okay. Einstein, Bill Gates, Anne Frank. I'm gonna take back that last one.
Quote from Schmidt
Cece: Sure you know how to tap a keg?
Schmidt: How hard could it be? It's beer, for crying out loud. It's the drink of idiots.