Cece Quote #95
Mike: A customer ordered an old-fashioned, and she got gin in a mug with a peanut in it.
Cece: I'll fix it.
Mike: Make me an old-fashioned right now, or I'm gonna call the manager. And I want to talk to him anyway, because he's just gorgeous. I want to be a barnacle on his ship. Just hanging on by my mouth, getting all the nutrients I need.
New Girl Quotes
‘Birthday’ Quotes
Quote from Nick
Winston: [on the phone] Yeah. She is here. What happened?
Nick: She doesn't think I can do anything or plan anything, and it feels like crap. Maybe she's right. Why did I think I could pull this off? I'm pretty sure I'm having a heart attack. And I haven't arranged for anybody to clear my Internet history. I wasn't building a bomb! I was just curious.
Quote from Schmidt
Cece: He's right, though. I can't do anything. No skills. Never told you this, but I didn't even graduate high school.
Schmidt: A lot of people never graduated high school. Okay. Einstein, Bill Gates, Anne Frank. I'm gonna take back that last one.
Quote from Schmidt
Cece: Sure you know how to tap a keg?
Schmidt: How hard could it be? It's beer, for crying out loud. It's the drink of idiots.