Schmidt Quote #633
Quote from Schmidt in Thanksgiving III
Schmidt: Listen, Coach, uh, in the spirit of Thanksgiving, I thought maybe that I could give you some advice about about Cece.
Coach: How desperate do you think I am?
Schmidt: I think you're probably very desperate.
Coach: I'm very desperate, I mean, she's giving me nothing. Told her she looked pretty, she said thanks.
Schmidt: Mm-hmm.
Coach: What kind of mind game is that?
Schmidt: Look, Coach, things have always come easy to you. Cece is not going to be one of those things. I once spent hours in a car with just a cracked window for air. She was going into a club and she just kind of left me there.
Coach: Why are you smiling about that?
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‘Thanksgiving III’ Quotes
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Quote from Nick
Winston: So this is Thanksgiving meal? 96 warm beers?
Nick: We can do this. Guys, we've gotten soft! With our antibiotics and our sports creams. Do you think George Washington had a pet cat?
Winston: Yeah.
Cece: No.
Nick: He didn't. He hunted them.
Jess: What?
Nick: And he made milk and butter out of their spoils.
Jess: That's terrible.
Coach: So you're saying George Washington milked his cat?
Cece: Nothing is sounding accurate right now.
Winston: Not at all.
Schmidt: Where'd you read this?