Schmidt Quote #631
Quote from Schmidt in Thanksgiving III
Schmidt: Let me explain something to you, Nick. When you're building a trap, you want to customize it to your prey. So, I don't know, if was trying to catch, say a squirrel, I'd want think like a squirrel. Allow me to demonstrate with this trap that I built.
Coach: How do you get into the mindset of a squirrel?
Schmidt: [clicking tongue] I'm a squirrel right?
Coach: You do that really well.
Schmidt: [gets under the trap] Look at this! Oh, there's some nuts here. Look at all these little nuts.
Coach: You might not want to do that.
Schmidt: If I needed your advice on how to lead a spinning class, I'd ask you, but this is my territory [rock falls] [Schmidt yells] My scapula!
New Girl Quotes
‘Thanksgiving III’ Quotes
Quote from Nick
Jess: Hey, mountain man. You want to come eat some dirty vegetables with us?
Nick: I should've known those beets weren't from nature. Nothing purple grows in nature.
Quote from Jess
Jess: I'm seeing some interesting things. I'm out of the office till Friday. For immediate assistance, please call Deb at extension A.C. Slater.
Quote from Nick
Winston: So this is Thanksgiving meal? 96 warm beers?
Nick: We can do this. Guys, we've gotten soft! With our antibiotics and our sports creams. Do you think George Washington had a pet cat?
Winston: Yeah.
Cece: No.
Nick: He didn't. He hunted them.
Jess: What?
Nick: And he made milk and butter out of their spoils.
Jess: That's terrible.
Coach: So you're saying George Washington milked his cat?
Cece: Nothing is sounding accurate right now.
Winston: Not at all.
Schmidt: Where'd you read this?