Schmidt Quote #626

Quote from Schmidt in Thanksgiving III

Schmidt: Hey, I never had a chance to ask you. How did the, um... How'd your guys' date go the other night?
Coach: Oh, with Cece?
Schmidt: Yeah.
Coach: Uh it was... I loved it. I mean, it was good. It was cool.
Schmidt: That's great. Super.
Coach: Super-duper.
Schmidt: So where you thinking about pitching, uh, pitching a tent?
Coach: Thinking over there.
Schmidt: Oh, yonder? Yeah, sure.
Coach: Yeah. Yonder.

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 ‘Thanksgiving III’ Quotes

Quote from Nick

Jess: Hey, mountain man. You want to come eat some dirty vegetables with us?
Nick: I should've known those beets weren't from nature. Nothing purple grows in nature.

Quote from Jess

Jess: I'm seeing some interesting things. I'm out of the office till Friday. For immediate assistance, please call Deb at extension A.C. Slater.

Quote from Nick

Winston: So this is Thanksgiving meal? 96 warm beers?
Nick: We can do this. Guys, we've gotten soft! With our antibiotics and our sports creams. Do you think George Washington had a pet cat?
Winston: Yeah.
Cece: No.
Nick: He didn't. He hunted them.
Jess: What?
Nick: And he made milk and butter out of their spoils.
Jess: That's terrible.
Coach: So you're saying George Washington milked his cat?
Cece: Nothing is sounding accurate right now.
Winston: Not at all.
Schmidt: Where'd you read this?