Nick Quote #530
Jess: I have to go. I have a big meeting with Principal Foster today.
Nick: I hate that guy. He always says no to your ideas.
Jess: No, no, no. Not this one. This one is, uh, Ocean Conservation Day.
Nick: Why do you do this to yourself, Jess?
Jess: So you're telling me to not even try?
Nick: I just don't want you to be disappointed when he says no. Look, maybe you should try to try a little less.
Jess: How am I supposed to try to not try?
Nick: That's a catch-22.
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Quote from Coach
Coach: [sings to island beats] Tiny pants man He don't have friends That's why he got the clock He got the clock to watch his only friends.
Quote from Coach
Coach: My system is built to be easy. Okay. It's easy as peanuts.
Nick: Easy as peanuts?
Coach: Yeah.
Nick: That's not an expression; no one says that.
Coach: PEANUTS is an acronym. PEANUTS stands for: Physical Education Activity Nuts! Like, like go nuts, have fun!
Nick: Yeah, but you got to use every letter.
Coach: I'm aware of that, but it still works.
Quote from Winston
Coach: Nick? I want to talk to you about your fitness level.
Nick: Of what? My body?
Coach: When's the last time you worked out?
Winston: You know what? I'll tell you when the last time he worked out was. It was the time that he battled his daddy's other dumb sperm in order to make his way to his mama's dumb-ass egg.
Nick: Your burns are getting better, man.
Coach: Just really long.