Cece Quote #86

Quote from Cece in Double Date

Cece: Oh, Jess, I have something to tell you.
Jess: I have something to tell you!
Cece: What?
Nick: No, I have something I need to tell you. [Cece punches Nick in the nuts]
Jess: Oh, my God, what are you doing, Cece?!
Nick: [groaning] Why did you do that?! [Cece punches Nick again]
Jess: Cece.
Nick: [high-pitched screaming] You nipped the corner!
Schmidt: Wait, Cece. Uh, okay. Cece, he's not... I lied to you. I I've been cheating on on you with Elizabeth.
Winston: Uh, I hate to do this right now, but if we don't sit, we will lose this table.

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 ‘Double Date’ Quotes

Quote from Nick

Jess: Oh, Nick, go, go! We're gonna lose them! You keep nerd-stopping at every sign!
Nick: Look, if I get another ticket, they're gonna make me wear eyeglasses.

Quote from Nick

Jess: Cece still hasn't called me. Do you think you could test my phone again?
Nick: I can't. I don't have any more minutes.
Jess: Minutes, Nick?! Who still has minutes on their phone?!
Nick: I bought 10,000 minutes in 1999 and I'm still using them. I'm sorry.

Quote from Nick

Nick: Um, that's interesting. I'm not convinced I know how to read. I've just memorized a lot of words.