Quote from Cece in Double Date
Cece: Oh, Jess, I have something to tell you. Jess: I have something to tell you! Cece: What? Nick: No, I have something I need to tell you. [Cece punches Nick in the nuts] Jess: Oh, my God, what are you doing, Cece?! Nick: [groaning] Why did you do that?! [Cece punches Nick again] Jess: Cece. Nick: [high-pitched screaming] You nipped the corner! Schmidt: Wait, Cece. Uh, okay. Cece, he's not... I lied to you. I I've been cheating on on you with Elizabeth. Winston: Uh, I hate to do this right now, but if we don't sit, we will lose this table.