Nick Quote #368
Nick: What's going on, Sid? Did you tell 'em that ours works? Hey, guys, this is available, no line.
Sanders: That Porta Potti looks weird, Nick.
Nick: What?
Sanders: It looks a little, looks a little weird.
Nick: You look a little weird, Sanders. Why don't you wipe your butt with a little strawberry crepe, you little whiner?
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Quote from Winston
Winston: Hey, man, you watch Homeland? No? I'm in the first season, second episode. Don't spoil anything.
Quote from Schmidt
Winston: What up, guys?
Nick: Oh, "What's up, guys." You're just gonna walk over and say, "What's up, guys?"
Schmidt: Winston, does he think you're Omar Epps?
Quote from Jess
Cece: Okay, you know what? You need what I needed. You need a new guy, all right? Dating Shivrang helped me get past all the weird stuff with Schmidt.
Jess: I need the Anti-Nick.
Cece: Yeah.
Jess: I need a real man, who can express his feelings, and I need a different mouth on my mouth. To erase that mouth.