Schmidt Quote #205
Nick: Okay, Schmidt, are you sure you're okay about this? 'Cause I'm freaking out by the fact that you're not freaking out!
Schmidt: Yeah, I'm oddly calm about the whole thing. Look, Nick, maybe this isn't exactly in my five-year plan, but maybe this is fate. You know, maybe I hit the jackpot. Maybe this is the universe telling me that I'm never gonna find a girl better than Cece. By, the way, I'm-I'm Schmidt.
Chloe: Chloe. Mazel tov on your news.
Schmidt: Oh, my God, finally, Nicholas. You bring home a nice girl.
Nick: Right?
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