Cece Quote #34
Jess: I don't know. It's like we're living in a romantic comedy montage. Like, we, like, throw our heads back when we laugh, and I, like, try on floppy hats for him. It's pretty perfect. It's like the first act of a TV movie until I find out that he has a wife and kids in another state.
Cece: Yeah, but nothing's perfect, right? You're kind of doing everything on his terms, living in his beautiful, fancy house...
Jess: I'm not really living there.
Cece: Has he ever spent a night here?
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Quote from Jess
Jess: These are hangover eggs. See, they'll either stop you from throwing up the rest of the day or you'll just throw it up really fast. It's high-risk, high-reward.
Quote from Nick
Nick: As my financial business partner, I appreciate you taking the time. All right, Russell said we need a prototype. So, Mr. Schmidt, I now present you "Real Apps." The phone obviously goes back here where the phone goes, and then these are all the apps. You've got a Zippo. You've got a fork. You've got a spoon. That's a corn holder. It's also a gentleman's shiv.
Schmidt: Nick, it's a prototype of a prototype at best. Let me see it.
Nick: No. Don't be mean about it.
Schmidt: Come on, let me see it.
Nick: You got a bottle opener.
Quote from Nick
Russell: Relapse?
Nick: Real Apps.
Schmidt: Real Apps.
Russell: Relapse?
Nick: Relapse?!
Schmidt: Would you calm...?
Nick: You called my baby "relapse"?!
Schmidt: No, I didn't call it anything. Just calm down!
Nick: I gave you 51% of this for Relapse?