Schmidt Quote #129
Schmidt: [chuckles] L'Chaim. To humping. I was like a river. Did you feel that? Did you feel me sweeping you along with the current of my body? You were like a canoe on my body river. [chuckles] Like you'd ever be seaworthy with those breasts. [chuckles] Boobies.
Cece: I wish there was a word that meant complete satisfaction and complete self-loathing.
Schmidt: I've never seen a woman bite her own shoulder before.
Cece: That was the last time.
Schmidt: You said that twice last night. You'll be back. I'm like your black tar heroin. You just need that sweet taste in your veins. Schmidttle and the damage done. Neil Young, yo.
Cece: Just get me out of here without someone seeing.
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‘Bully’ Quotes
Quote from Winston
Nick: You know, I thought I heard the door open at 3:00 a.m. Those are the sounds of true love. Bet she had the time of her life.
Winston: What happened? Did I miss her?
Schmidt: You did.
Winston: Man, I love meeting the girls you bring home. I like to pretend like I'm your lover on the down-low. "Theodore K. Mullins. Damn, Schmidt, in our bed? Where we shave each other? I've always loved you, you're my boo."
Schmidt: Theodore K. Mullins is not my type, man.
Quote from Jess
Jess: [on the phone] Hi. Who do I speak to re: getting something removed from the Internet? Yeah, I can hold.
Quote from Winston
Jess: Hey, Schmidt. Oh, there is? Thank you. He says we should look out the window. There's a crescent moon out tonight.
Winston: Oh, dip, seriously?
[As Jess and Winston head to the window, Schmidt and Cece sneak into the apartment:]
Jess: Why do we care about a crescent moon?
Winston: I don't know. I'm gonna live up there someday.