Schmidt: [chuckles] L'Chaim. To humping. I was like a river. Did you feel that? Did you feel me sweeping you along with the current of my body? You were like a canoe on my body river. [chuckles] Like you'd ever be seaworthy with those breasts. [chuckles] Boobies.
Cece: I wish there was a word that meant complete satisfaction and complete self-loathing.
Schmidt: I've never seen a woman bite her own shoulder before.
Cece: That was the last time.
Schmidt: You said that twice last night. You'll be back. I'm like your black tar heroin. You just need that sweet taste in your veins. Schmidttle and the damage done. Neil Young, yo.
Cece: Just get me out of here without someone seeing.