Jess Quote #1307
Quote from Jess in Godparents
Jess: Hey, Winston! [chuckles] Looking good.
Winston: You don't have to gas me up, Jess. I've been at this thing for three hours. It is all legs.
Jess: Yeah. Look, I just wanted to tell you something, and that is that when you're alive... Sometimes your friends think that you're... No. Okay, I'm just gonna say it. Your dad's outside.
Winston: [laughs] Okay, that's a weird joke.
Jess: Yeah, that's not a joke. He is, um... he's outside. At this moment.
Winston: [chuckles] Well, how the hell did you find him?
Jess: Well, it was a journey. Basically, I Googled his name, and here we are.
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‘Godparents’ Quotes
Quote from Schmidt
Schmidt: Oh, no. Ruth hasn't been signed out. Um, excuse me. Um, have you seen Ruth? Brown hair, smile that would shake the earth, hates peas?
Girl: A white man broke in today.
Schmidt: A... a white man?! No! Well, what did security do about it?!
Girl: Nothing.
Schmidt: Typical!
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Quote from Winston
Jess: Hey, buddy. So, two things. Um, first of all, we're not welcome back in the class. And, second, they're billing you for all ten classes.
Winston: Jess, what if I'm not ready to be a father?
Jess: Winston, that was a fake baby. Real babies' heads don't come off like that.
Winston: Jess, I was in that class and it made me realize that this baby is coming. What happens when I'm in that hospital and I see my son's face for the first time, coming out of Aly's butt?