Nick Quote #1162
Winston: Have you guys seen a kid in a wheelchair?
Nick: That was me.
Cece: What?
Schmidt: Whoa!
Winston: Wow.
Schmidt: Nick, what are you doing in here?
Nick: Look, I was having a hard time with your stories, so I took a little poetic license. People started asking some questions. Things got ahead of me. And I had no choice but to hide in the car.
Winston: Nick, I thought you were gonna stick to the tub story.
Nick: It's not a story, Winston. It's not a story!
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Schmidt: Look at them. I feel like Andie MacDowell in Multiplicity, living in a house filled with clones.
Cece: It is the second time this week you've compared yourself to Andie MacDowell. It's weird.
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Winston: Hello. I am Winston Bishop. I'm Aly's boyfriend. Please, if you will, I want to, uh, say a few words to my girlfriend.
Schmidt: He's standing on the furniture.
Cece: Just relax, okay? Help is on the way.
Winston: Aly, I wanted you to feel special tonight because... I'm wild about you. Maybe things didn't go perfectly, but damn it, don't be embarrassed to be crazy in front of me. Okay? I am the king of crazy. [Aly chuckles] I have inside jokes with my cat. I am a member of the Puzzling Guild of North America. I shave my face cold, and I brush my teeth hot.