Jess Quote #1154
Cece: What is happening? What are we doing here?
Winston: How was the date? Tell us everything.
Jess: Babs was a real catch, I drank too much hallucinogenic wine, um, screwed everything up with Robby, and now I'm at a... Greek rave. There's a rotisserie in the back if you're hungry.
Cece: Honey, what is this about? Are you really that scared of getting hurt?
Jess: I'm not afraid of how it's gonna end. I'm afraid of how it started. Like, I've been so hesitant from the beginning. Like, I need to be convinced. Just, there's no love story called Hemming and Hawing.
Winston: Actually, there is. Jose Canseco self-published it on the Internet. It's about a lamb that marries a CEO.
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Jess: Is that a gold record on your wall?
Robby: Hmm? Oh, yeah. I-I played bass on a Santana album.
Jess: Who are you?
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Jess: You weren't actually in Santana. You just met the band when you were delivering pizza to the studio?
Robby: Carlos found out that I played bass somehow, and then he asked me to sit in.
Jess: Huh.
Robby: Thus began the brief career I had as a studio session musician when I was a junior in high school.
Jess: I managed the girls JV wrestling team.
Robby: That's really cool, too.
Jess: It was cool.
Robby: Mm-hmm.
Jess: Anyway, tell me literally everything that's ever happened to you.
Robby: You should just watch the PBS special.
Jess: What?!
Robby: I saved a guy's life.
Jess: What? Whose life?
Robby: Do you know who Elon Musk is?