Cece: What is happening? What are we doing here?
Winston: How was the date? Tell us everything.
Jess: Babs was a real catch, I drank too much hallucinogenic wine, um, screwed everything up with Robby, and now I'm at a... Greek rave. There's a rotisserie in the back if you're hungry.
Cece: Honey, what is this about? Are you really that scared of getting hurt?
Jess: I'm not afraid of how it's gonna end. I'm afraid of how it started. Like, I've been so hesitant from the beginning. Like, I need to be convinced. Just, there's no love story called Hemming and Hawing.
Winston: Actually, there is. Jose Canseco self-published it on the Internet. It's about a lamb that marries a CEO.