Jess Quote #1063
Quote from Jess in House Hunt
Nick: Is everything okay?
Jess: Um... I have to, um... It's just, I have to meet my friend. I mean, I have to go to the zoo.
Nick: The zoo? You hate zoos.
Jess: Um, I was supposed to meet her in the lemur section of the parking lot like ten minutes ago, so...
Nick: What friend?
Jess: Why...? Deedee. I have to meet Deedee. She's, like, a good friend.
Nick: "Deedee"? That's not a name. You have one friend. It's Cece. [Jess exits] This sounds fishy.
New Girl Quotes
‘House Hunt’ Quotes
Quote from Schmidt
Cece: Let's go to the bank.
Schmidt: Let's do it. You know what, actually, I just want to use the cooktop first. Make an egg.
Cece: Honey, where are you gonna get an egg?
Schmidt: Got two eggs right here. Got a pan right here. Think I'm gonna buy a house and not make an egg first?
Quote from Aly
Winston: [on video call] As I was saying, I never felt love like this. I really miss your lips on mine.
Aly: Babe, it's just a two month FBI training program. I had a major breakthrough this week. I perfected my "keep vamping, we've almost traced the call" gesture.
Quote from Schmidt
Schmidt: [phone chimes] Damn it! This is an alert? I did not need to know that the Riblet sandwich is back. How long does it take to respond to a house offer?
Cece: Breathe, okay? We will find out about the house when we find out about the house.
Schmidt: You're right.