Jess Quote #1062
Quote from Jess in House Hunt
Nick [muffled]: Hey, Crawdaddy's home! [coughs] I had a whole crawdaddy thing, but I... the point is, I'm home. [clears throat]
Jess: Hey, Nick. You weren't supposed to be home for, like, a month. Are you guys doing okay?
Nick: Yeah, uh, Reagan's drug company is moving her up to Seattle...
Jess: Okay.
Nick: so we're doing the distance thing. Yeah, we're doing great.
Jess: You know what they call Seattle in Portland? North Portland. Or, uh, Vancouver's Shoe.
Nick: What?
Jess: Vancouver's Shoe. [chuckles]
New Girl Quotes
‘House Hunt’ Quotes
Quote from Schmidt
Cece: Let's go to the bank.
Schmidt: Let's do it. You know what, actually, I just want to use the cooktop first. Make an egg.
Cece: Honey, where are you gonna get an egg?
Schmidt: Got two eggs right here. Got a pan right here. Think I'm gonna buy a house and not make an egg first?
Quote from Aly
Winston: [on video call] As I was saying, I never felt love like this. I really miss your lips on mine.
Aly: Babe, it's just a two month FBI training program. I had a major breakthrough this week. I perfected my "keep vamping, we've almost traced the call" gesture.
Quote from Schmidt
Schmidt: [phone chimes] Damn it! This is an alert? I did not need to know that the Riblet sandwich is back. How long does it take to respond to a house offer?
Cece: Breathe, okay? We will find out about the house when we find out about the house.
Schmidt: You're right.