Nick Quote #1061
Quote from Nick in Landing Gear
Jess: I need you to pull it together, and just say something simple. Schmidt's asleep.
Nick: Schmidt is asleep. That's... Schmidt's asl... What-what rhythm are we doing?
Jess: The normal human rhythm.
Nick: Okay. Schmidt is asleep. Schmidt is asleep.
Jess: Nick.
Nick: Did I say it, or no?
Jess: You said it, but it sounded very weird.
Nick: But it wasn't right.
Jess: Just say it like all one. In all one.
Nick: Yeah, Schmidt is asleep.
Jess: You could just say, Schmidt's asleep.
Nick: Got it. Schmidt's asleep. Got it.
Jess: No, you're putting weird emphasis on weird syllables.
Nick: You do it.
Jess: Schmidt's asleep.
Nick: Hey, Cece, Schmidt's sleeping, slip.
New Girl Quotes
‘Landing Gear’ Quotes
Quote from Nick
Nick: Ah, so we're both going solo to the wedding.
Jess: Yeah.
Nick: We're both going drag.
Jess: I think it's stag.
Nick: Hmm?
Jess: Never mind.
Quote from Reagan
Reagan: So do you know the bride or the groom?
Robby: The bride destroyed my heart.
Nadia: I destroyed the groom's Jew penis.
Reagan: Mm. I hope you guys are giving a toast.
Quote from Nick
Jess: Your speech wasn't that bad.
Nick: My speech was fantastic. It's the best 17 minutes of my life. I really opened up my heart.
Jess: I was gonna say.
Nick: Nah, I'm just feeling bad about Reagan. I think I came on too strong, or-or... I don't know. She told me she's leaving tonight on a train.
Jess: On a train? Where's she going, Hogwarts?
Nick: No, San Diego. I don't know if "Hog-warts" is near San Diego. I've never heard of it.
Jess: Never mind.