‘Eggs’
Season 2, Episode 9 - Aired November 27, 2012
Jess and Cece get fertility tests. Schmidt seeks advice on pleasing women. Meanwhile, Nick decides to finally complete his zombie novel.
Quote from Nick
Nick: Hey, why are we all hanging out in my room and sitting on my bed?
Winston: [enters] Nick, this is the worst thing I have ever read in my entire life. You misspelled the word "rhythm" 38 times.
Jess: Z is for Zombie?
Nick: Yeah, Z Is for Zombie.
Schmidt: The zombie novel.
Nick: Yeah.
Schmidt: "Rhythm" is a tough word. Don't feel bad about that.
Quote from Nick
Nick: Did you get to the word search?
Winston: Yeah.
Nick: I put a word search in the novel, but the joke's on you. There aren't any words in there, so you're just gonna be staring at letters, you idiot.
Winston: But you know what? You finished it, and for that, my friend, I'm proud of you.
Nick: Thank you, I did finish it, I finished something.