Jess: Hey, did Reagan say anything to you?
Nick: Yeah, she actually did. She said, uh, "Sayonara, Sammy."
Jess: Does that mean anything?
Nick: No, but whatever it means will factor heavily into tonight's Nick-on-Nick time.
Jess: I don't want to know what Nick-on-Nick time is.
Nick: Masturbating.
Jess: Way more information than I wanted.
Nick: Everybody does it three or four times a day.
Jess: [laughing] Three or four times...
Nick: I'm talking about masturbating. [Jess laughing] But never am I fully into it physically.
Jess: [giggling] What?
Nick: I missed you, kid.
Jess: Missed you, too. God, your nose hairs have gone totally bananas. I'm gonna get my scissors.