Nick Quote #974
Quote from Nick in Goosebumps Walkaway
Jess: Hey, did Reagan say anything to you?
Nick: Yeah, she actually did. She said, uh, "Sayonara, Sammy."
Jess: Does that mean anything?
Nick: No, but whatever it means will factor heavily into tonight's Nick-on-Nick time.
Jess: I don't want to know what Nick-on-Nick time is.
Nick: Masturbating.
Jess: Way more information than I wanted.
Nick: Everybody does it three or four times a day.
Jess: [laughing] Three or four times...
Nick: I'm talking about masturbating. [Jess laughing] But never am I fully into it physically.
Jess: [giggling] What?
Nick: I missed you, kid.
Jess: Missed you, too. God, your nose hairs have gone totally bananas. I'm gonna get my scissors.
New Girl Quotes
‘Goosebumps Walkaway’ Quotes
Quote from Winston
Winston: All right, man. I'm gonna take off. I gotta head to the station before my dance gathering.
Schmidt: You can't go to the station like that. They'll make fun of you.
Winston: When are you gonna stop worrying about what people say? When I look into my suggestion box, it is full. [laughs] People have a lot to say about the way I live my life. But there is only one comment card that I pay attention to. And you know what that card says? It says, "Great job. Keep it up." And you know who filled out that card? Me. You know how I know? Because I recognize my motherfreakin' handwriting. [backs away]
Schmidt: Now that's a Goosebumps Walkaway.
Quote from Nick
Nick: I'm going to shut up until we say good-bye. And then... I'm gonna hit her with a Goosebumps Walkaway.
Schmidt: I don't know who he is. Is he an old-fashioned baseball player?
Nick: Goosebumps Walkaway is the line that they guy says to the girl in the movie that gives her goosebumps and then he walks away forever. It's that line that...
Schmidt: That haunts her. That consumes her. That rings in her ear for all of eternity, granting you...
Both: [whispering] Immortality.
Nick: You're damn right. Immortality.
Quote from Nick
Nick: So you and Jess are just talking. I can only imagine what you guys are talking about. Well... I can't stand it for another second. I have to address the 800-pound gorilla that's in this room.
Jess: It's elephant in the room. 800-pound gorilla is a different thing.
Nick: Okay, I guess I have to address the 800-pound elephant that's in the middle of the room.
Reagan: It's just elephant. The 800 pounds, that goes with the gorilla thing.
Jess: 800 pounds is not a very big elephant.