Quote from Jess in LAXMas
Barry: People think Christmas is gonna be like Love Actually and "God Only Knows" is gonna play over their happy ending, but it won't. Do what I do. Hide out with a pizza and save the big issues for the New Year. Jess: Oh, God. Barry: Don't judge me for eating pizza! Jess: No. My presents are gone. Barry: What? Jess: Santa stole my presents. He was a Reverse Santa. Barry: "Reverse Santa"? Jess: What am I gonna do now? Barry: Well, you can't go now. Jess: You're right. I can't. [sends a text message] Barry: God, I'm drunk at work.