Jess: If I date him a month, then you will donate 500 bucks to the National Organization for Women's Love Your Body Campaign. And if you win, I will get you a subscription to the porn site of your choosing.
Nick: Really?
Jess: Yeah.
Winston: Nubile Nubian Butts.
Coach: We know, dude.
Schmidt: Shut up, Winston.
Nick: We're gonna go with Ass Chat.
Jess: Ass Chat? Come on, what is that... two butts talking to each other?
Nick: It's not butts talking to each other.
Schmidt: No, it's all a lot categories.