Jess: Ooh, I got a Dice match. Jacob. He has dreamy eyes. Them's joint bank account eyes.
Schmidt: Okay, if you're saying things like "dreamy eyes" to my face, we have more work to do than the Kings of Leon. Good band, but it feels like they are stuck in one place musically.
Jess: Well, I have a good feeling about this guy.
Schmidt: Okay.
Jess: I'm gonna ask him out. [Schmidt throws her phone] Hey.
Schmidt: You're not ready yet. I'm s... I'm sorry about your phone. I'm sure you have the protection plan.
Jess: I do have the...
Schmidt: [buzzing] Never get the protection plan!