Quote from Schmidt in Longest Night Ever
Jess: I know how this looks. Police Officer: Like you hit a man with your car? Schmidt: Twice. Jess: I only meant to hit you once. Schmidt: Well, you hit me twice. Jess: Also, he asked me to hit him. Schmidt: I'm in a really weird place. Police Officer: I just need to write a report. Schmidt: She's not a criminal. She... She was being a friend. Jess: I hit him because I care about him. Police Officer: You guys are into some weird stuff.