Schmidt Quote #622
Quote from Schmidt in Longest Night Ever
Jess: I know how this looks.
Police Officer: Like you hit a man with your car?
Schmidt: Twice.
Jess: I only meant to hit you once.
Schmidt: Well, you hit me twice.
Jess: Also, he asked me to hit him.
Schmidt: I'm in a really weird place.
Police Officer: I just need to write a report.
Schmidt: She's not a criminal. She... She was being a friend.
Jess: I hit him because I care about him.
Police Officer: You guys are into some weird stuff.
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Schmidt: I can't mingle with this trash. I've been to the mountaintop.
Jess: Okay, look. Look at me. You are moving on. Now, where's the old Schmidt? When I moved into the loft, you used to pull so many ladies. You were legendary.
Schmidt: That year, uh, Hurricane Schmidt did-did demolish... a number of beach communities.
Jess: Right. All right, we're gonna go talk to this girl over here.
Schmidt: She's on a flip phone, Jess. I mean, she's either poor or a time traveler.
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Jess: Wait, that's so great for Cece. Coach is super hot. Wrong crowd. I see that now. Be that as it may, you blew it with Cece, so you have to be fine with this.
Schmidt: I am.
Jess: You are?
Schmidt: I promise I am.
Jess: You are?
Schmidt: 100% fine.
Nick: You're fine?
Schmidt: Yeah, I'm absolutely fine.
Jess: Really?
Schmidt: It's good for Cece, it's good for Coach, it's good for America. Who knows? We might even get another Tiger Woods out of this situation. Wouldn't that be nice?