Quote from Schmidt in Double Date
Nick: Which one are you dating? Schmidt: Both. Nick: Are you dating Cece? Schmidt: I'm dating Cece. Nick: Are you dating Elizabeth? Schmidt: Yes. Nick: How do you do that? Schmidt: They made me choose. Nick: You have to choose. You can't have both women. Schmidt: What was I supposed to do? Nick: What, you think you can have a bunch of wives?! You got one wife! This is the way the world works! Schmidt: Why?! Nick: I don't know.