Schmidt Quote #553
Quote from Schmidt in Double Date
Nick: Which one are you dating?
Schmidt: Both.
Nick: Are you dating Cece?
Schmidt: I'm dating Cece.
Nick: Are you dating Elizabeth?
Schmidt: Yes.
Nick: How do you do that?
Schmidt: They made me choose.
Nick: You have to choose. You can't have both women.
Schmidt: What was I supposed to do?
Nick: What, you think you can have a bunch of wives?! You got one wife! This is the way the world works!
Schmidt: Why?!
Nick: I don't know.
New Girl Quotes
‘Double Date’ Quotes
Quote from Nick
Jess: Oh, Nick, go, go! We're gonna lose them! You keep nerd-stopping at every sign!
Nick: Look, if I get another ticket, they're gonna make me wear eyeglasses.
Quote from Nick
Jess: Cece still hasn't called me. Do you think you could test my phone again?
Nick: I can't. I don't have any more minutes.
Jess: Minutes, Nick?! Who still has minutes on their phone?!
Nick: I bought 10,000 minutes in 1999 and I'm still using them. I'm sorry.
Quote from Nick
Nick: Um, that's interesting. I'm not convinced I know how to read. I've just memorized a lot of words.