Nick: And then you got that juicer, which I was excited about. You were at a dangerous fat level, but somehow you got skinny, and I became this idiot that you need to take care of.
Schmidt: Don't resent me for getting my life together.
Nick: Oh, your life's together?
Schmidt: Yeah.
Nick: You're throwing a party to celebrate living with your college roommate for ten years.
Schmidt: Yeah.
Nick: What are we doing here? What are we celebrating?
Schmidt: What do you mean, "what are we celebrating?" We're celebrating TinFinity! Ten years, two hearts, one home! Loyalty and great conversation. It's right here on the cards!