Nick Quote #372
Nick: And then you got that juicer, which I was excited about. You were at a dangerous fat level, but somehow you got skinny, and I became this idiot that you need to take care of.
Schmidt: Don't resent me for getting my life together.
Nick: Oh, your life's together?
Schmidt: Yeah.
Nick: You're throwing a party to celebrate living with your college roommate for ten years.
Schmidt: Yeah.
Nick: What are we doing here? What are we celebrating?
Schmidt: What do you mean, "what are we celebrating?" We're celebrating TinFinity! Ten years, two hearts, one home! Loyalty and great conversation. It's right here on the cards!
New Girl Quotes
‘TinFinity’ Quotes
Quote from Winston
Winston: Hey, man, you watch Homeland? No? I'm in the first season, second episode. Don't spoil anything.
Quote from Schmidt
Winston: What up, guys?
Nick: Oh, "What's up, guys." You're just gonna walk over and say, "What's up, guys?"
Schmidt: Winston, does he think you're Omar Epps?
Quote from Jess
Cece: Okay, you know what? You need what I needed. You need a new guy, all right? Dating Shivrang helped me get past all the weird stuff with Schmidt.
Jess: I need the Anti-Nick.
Cece: Yeah.
Jess: I need a real man, who can express his feelings, and I need a different mouth on my mouth. To erase that mouth.