Schmidt: He took my doctor's appointment suit! He took El Capitan! Damn it! The only thing he left was my summer suit with the lightning bolt on the back. I keep that in my summer bin along with my summer condoms: citrus-flavored, for a more refreshing summer experience.
Jess: That's a jar.
Winston: Jar for sure, yeah.
Schmidt: Look at this, took my suits. Left the... Left the douche bag jar. Typical meth-head.
Jess: Typical meth-head.
Winston: Yeah, it's a shame.
Schmidt: Good thing that I have a security camera in there. I'm gonna download the footage and I.D. this S.O.B. He's going down.