Schmidt Quote #358
Schmidt: He took my doctor's appointment suit! He took El Capitan! Damn it! The only thing he left was my summer suit with the lightning bolt on the back. I keep that in my summer bin along with my summer condoms: citrus-flavored, for a more refreshing summer experience.
Jess: That's a jar.
Winston: Jar for sure, yeah.
Schmidt: Look at this, took my suits. Left the... Left the douche bag jar. Typical meth-head.
Jess: Typical meth-head.
Winston: Yeah, it's a shame.
Schmidt: Good thing that I have a security camera in there. I'm gonna download the footage and I.D. this S.O.B. He's going down.
New Girl Quotes
‘Bathtub’ Quotes
Quote from Schmidt
Jess: I'd really love to come home and soak in a beautiful bathtub.
Schmidt: Bathtubs are Medieval filth cauldrons ... pass.
Nick: Yeah, it's a waste of money, Jess.
Schmidt: I'm not interested in simmering in testicle tea for 20 minutes.
Quote from Winston
Winston: Jess and I want a tub. We want candles and bubbles. Oh, damn it, Schmidt, we want bubbles, man. I want to cover everything up on my body with bubbles. You know, and then just blow 'em off like this... and laugh, like...
Quote from Schmidt
Winston: How come I'm James Brown?
Jess: When you don't smile for my pictures, you get replaced. You come home after a long, hard day at work.
Nick: Tired.
Jess: You want to relax, but how? How about soaking in a glorious bubbly pool for one? Sipping the nectar of the gods.
Nick: I don't get it ... is this bath water?
Schmidt: Might as well be; It's rosé. Burn notice, France.